Life as a stay at home mom can get pretty boring. I mean there are only so many facts you can learn from Sid the Science Kid. So to amuse myself I like to come up with crazy titles when I fill out forms. I mean why be a "Homemaker" when you can be a "Unicorn Seeker" (we just can't keep track of that darn thing)? I am sure the data entry people just love me.
These are some of the titles I have used on forms:
"Wardrobe Mistress to the Stars"
"Royal Food Taster"
"Destroyer of Dreams"
What would your title be?